Monday, January 10, 2011

BREAKING NEWS

Howard Webb's kids have denied their Dad is a secret Man Utd fan.

"He is totally unbiased"  said 22 yr old Alex Webb at the family home 'Carrington' yesterday, " I don't know where the press get these stories from .... you can ask anyone in the family ".

The rumour was also rubbished by Webb's other sons George [18], Bobby [16],  Matt [12] and 5 yr old Christiano on a day out at a local park with the family pets Scholdsie [an English Pitbull], Keano [an Irish Setter], Cantona [a French Poodle], Ole Gunnar Solskjær [a Norwegian ridgeback]  and Schmeichel [a Great Dane].

Mrs Webb [Fergie to her friends] was unavailable for comment, after the recent death of her Welsh Corgi [Gigsie] during a day trip to Manchester.

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