Funny SMS Messages

Every night as i lie in my bed all i cis those sexy eyes, kissable lips, smooth skin, DROP DEAD gorgeous body!DAM. i've got 2 moveDAT MIRROR FROM MY CEILINGI wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry

LOVE SMS MESSAGES

If kiss was a raindrop I'd send you showers. If hug was a second I'd send you hours. If smiles were water I'd send you a sea. If love was a person I'd send you me!!LOVE SMS MESSAGESOne tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship, one touch can show love and care and one friend like you can make life worth living!LOVE SMS MESSAGESPlease remind me to remind you about reminding me to