In the Simpsons’ episode “A Star is Burns,” famed billionaire Charles Montgomery Burns wanted to improve his personal image and wanted members of the general public to admire him. He decided to produce a film, directed by Senor Spielbergo, which put him in a positive light. The Springfield film festival crowd was not impressed and booed the picture.
This led to Burns asking Mr. Smithers, if they were booing him. Smither replied, “No, sir, they’re saying boo-urns, boo-urns.”
The new film “The Undefeated” documents the life of Sarah Palin before she arrived on the national political stage. It chronicles her personal life and her time as Mayor of Wasilla and Governor of Alaska. The documentary is inspired by the book “Going Rogue: An American Life.”
The Palin film debuted in 10 selected American cities. The Politico reports that the documentary’s producers and distributors, ARC Entertainment, are looking to get a wider release “later this month.”
How is the documentary faring amongst the audience and critics? Not good. Not good at all.
The feature length documentary received a zero percent fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes’ Tomatometer for an average rating of 2.9/10. The movie reviewing website’s audience meter also has zero percent.
Over at IMDB.com, the pro-Sarah Palin film garnered 1.5/10 from 247 IMDB users. It also has a metascore of 34/100.
National film critics labelled the film as “propaganda,” “hagiography,” “idolatrous air brushing” and an “infomercial of almost comical omissions.”
DID YOU KNOW ......................... The names Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin will soon carry the ® symbol after them, as the culmination of a months-long process for the two celebrities appears at hand, thanks to approval of their trademark applications by the US Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO).
The marketing move appears designed at allowing the former Alaskan short-term governor to cash in on the 40-plus million voting Americans who previously considered her vice presidential material. For her daughter, Bristol, the move appears to be monetary as well.
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Sunday, May 29, 2011
Charlie Sheen Puts Beverly Hills Home on Market
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Tuesday, March 29, 2011
MORE BOOBS THAN BRAIN CELLS
Katie Price has reportedly asked her new boyfriend to marry her
The 32-year-old serial divorcée - who split from her husband Alex Reid in January after just 11 months of marriage – was first spotted with 25-year-old Argentinean model Leandro Penna at Sir Elton John's post-Oscars party last month but is already hoping to settle down with him.
The pair were spotted partying with Katie’s ex-boyfriend Dane Bowers earlier this week at a bash hosted by adult TV station Babestation at London's Merah nightclub, where the former glamour model vomited in the fire exit before popping the question in restaurant Balans.
A source said: "Katie kept saying, 'Marry me. Come on, why don't we just go and get married?'
"It's like Alex Reid never existed, but they aren't even divorced yet."
Katie - who has three children, Harvey, eight, Junior, five, and three-year-old Princess Tiaamii, from previous relationships –recently declared her love for Leandro.
She tweeted: "Es todo un tierno. Lo amo," which roughly translates as "It's all tender. I love him."
Here are few more quotes from this train wreck of a life
"If I stop being famous it won't matter because I'll still have my children and a husband [Alex] who loves me."
"Well, the truth is I didn't even attempt to say hello to her [Posh] as I was busy talking to Simon Cowell and his then girlfriend Terri, who were on my table." [Lucky ol' Simon, getting to sit sit at HER table ..... lol]
"I had looked forward to getting new boobs but now I had to have yet another op. I hated to think about what my poor body had been through in the past seven years - what with having three children and all the surgery." [What a martyr]
"I've always had relationships and made the guy wait a month before I sleep with him, wanting to know he respects me and it isn't just about having sex with Katie Price or Jordan, but I didn't feel I needed to be like that with Alex. Even though I had only just met him, something told me things were going to be serious between us. And so, just hours after meeting for the first time, we spent the night together."
The 32-year-old serial divorcée - who split from her husband Alex Reid in January after just 11 months of marriage – was first spotted with 25-year-old Argentinean model Leandro Penna at Sir Elton John's post-Oscars party last month but is already hoping to settle down with him.
A source said: "Katie kept saying, 'Marry me. Come on, why don't we just go and get married?'
"It's like Alex Reid never existed, but they aren't even divorced yet."
Katie - who has three children, Harvey, eight, Junior, five, and three-year-old Princess Tiaamii, from previous relationships –recently declared her love for Leandro.
She tweeted: "Es todo un tierno. Lo amo," which roughly translates as "It's all tender. I love him."
Here are few more quotes from this train wreck of a life
"If I stop being famous it won't matter because I'll still have my children and a husband [Alex] who loves me."
"Well, the truth is I didn't even attempt to say hello to her [Posh] as I was busy talking to Simon Cowell and his then girlfriend Terri, who were on my table." [Lucky ol' Simon, getting to sit sit at HER table ..... lol]
"I had looked forward to getting new boobs but now I had to have yet another op. I hated to think about what my poor body had been through in the past seven years - what with having three children and all the surgery." [What a martyr]
"I've always had relationships and made the guy wait a month before I sleep with him, wanting to know he respects me and it isn't just about having sex with Katie Price or Jordan, but I didn't feel I needed to be like that with Alex. Even though I had only just met him, something told me things were going to be serious between us. And so, just hours after meeting for the first time, we spent the night together."
Monday, January 24, 2011
Jordan's writers to kill off Alex Reid
THE writing team behind Jordan is considering killing Alex Reid amid concerns the story is becoming too complex for its target demographic.
In the current storyline, the model has ditched her cross-dressing cage fighter husband after she intimidated his sperm, clearing the way for a new male lead, probably a boxer.
But her writers fear it was a mistake to keep a second ex-partner alive.
Script supervisor, Wayne Hayes, said: "We decided to keep Alex around so we could maybe do a sub-plot involving a failed transvestite heist with Essex gangsters.
"But with a new Peter Andre love story and a Kerry Katona revelation planned for next week, we've simply got too many balls in the air.
"Plus he was never a popular character in the first place, except with small children and sexually confused bouncers."
The team are now discussing a number of death options.
Hayes added: "We've got this idea that Jordan turns her house into a sort of personal wildlife park for Harvey, with genetically-tweaked pink grass.
"Broken-hearted Alex scales the perimeter fence with a bunch of daffodils and a mid-sized box of Terry's All Gold, but his stiletto gets hooked in the mesh and he ends up dangling helplessly upside down while timber wolves tear at his liver.
"It certainly has impact and could help pull in pet food sponsors."
The Jordan concept was created in 1979 by a shadowy group of stocky elderly men known only as 'The Sigil', who make everything from electrical tape to perfume and are above the law.
In the current storyline, the model has ditched her cross-dressing cage fighter husband after she intimidated his sperm, clearing the way for a new male lead, probably a boxer.
But her writers fear it was a mistake to keep a second ex-partner alive.
Script supervisor, Wayne Hayes, said: "We decided to keep Alex around so we could maybe do a sub-plot involving a failed transvestite heist with Essex gangsters.
"But with a new Peter Andre love story and a Kerry Katona revelation planned for next week, we've simply got too many balls in the air.
"Plus he was never a popular character in the first place, except with small children and sexually confused bouncers."
The team are now discussing a number of death options.
Hayes added: "We've got this idea that Jordan turns her house into a sort of personal wildlife park for Harvey, with genetically-tweaked pink grass.
"Broken-hearted Alex scales the perimeter fence with a bunch of daffodils and a mid-sized box of Terry's All Gold, but his stiletto gets hooked in the mesh and he ends up dangling helplessly upside down while timber wolves tear at his liver.
"It certainly has impact and could help pull in pet food sponsors."
The Jordan concept was created in 1979 by a shadowy group of stocky elderly men known only as 'The Sigil', who make everything from electrical tape to perfume and are above the law.
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