mobile sms jokes

1-I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others2-He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory 3-Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own 4-Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.5-The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket