funny sms jokes

1) Why Couples Hold Hands?Why do couples hold hands durring their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!2) Why Marriage Is Like Public Toilet?Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in And Those inside are desperate 2 come out..3) You and MeYou – cute You = hot You = sweet You = intelligent You = amazing You =